im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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