Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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