went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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