He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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