She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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