I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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