'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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