your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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