Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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