This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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