Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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