come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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