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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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