bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
high people should be assigned attendants
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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