i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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