before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Alive.
So much puke
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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