my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We need to get me chipped asap
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