So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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