I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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