So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I want to have your abortion
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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