I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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