Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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