Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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