ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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