Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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