Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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