somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
