There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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