Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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