she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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