Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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