I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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