he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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