Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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