did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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