just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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