I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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