I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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