also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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