I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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