I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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