i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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