You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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