i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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