i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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