chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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