How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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