I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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