i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
