just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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