Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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