i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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