wat bout pragnant strippers??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Randomize
