Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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