Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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