Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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