if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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