I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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