Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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