I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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